Wanna visit France? You broke? No problem everyone is. Including P&O Ferries who often let embark on a single ticket to shiny Calais from Dover for a £.

A train leaves from Charing Cross to Dover every hour for just £12.50. Calais may not be the sexiest of the red, blue, and white nation, but they do have a train station in the city center that will take you to Paris for about €30. It may be bit more expensive than the Eurostar if booked early, but the journey is much more enjoyable (as long as the sea is not on a mission to make you puke) than entering a tunnel and sitting next to a business man constantly waving his Blackberry to get reception. I ensure you that just the Ferry experience will make you forget about ill England. Do it! Now!